Vacationer Gifts

'There aren't any towels in room 211.'

Buried at the Beach

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

Dad with camcorder films family on the beach: 'The sandcastle is crap but we can fix it in post production.'

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

'It's a little chilly at first, but soon it'll feel really nice.'

'You have planning permission I presume.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

'All set for your sunblock, dear?!'

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

'Which one is winning?'

'Room Service?...My master needs a large bowl of dog food!'

Boy towing mine back to the beach.

"I always feel so inadequate at times like this."

"You really need some sun."

Crisis Negotiator on Vacation

In all the excitement of the beaches opening, Harold forgot to apply sun block...

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That reminds me. I must try the Lobster at the Hotel tonight.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sun Tan Lotion and Wood Stain.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Periscopes reads over a sunbather's shoulder.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That's a first. I got charged an entertainment tax for people watching."

Rabdomancers