Vacation Goer Gifts

'I wondered why you were so keen on getting me swimming.'

Jim and his mobile phone were inseparable.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Easter Island Shades...

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Camping.