Vacation Goer Gifts

'I wondered why you were so keen on getting me swimming.'

Jim and his mobile phone were inseparable.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Time for vacation, time for work.

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Camping.

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'