Vacation Voyager Gifts

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'May I imbibe your relaxed atmosphere?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Volcanic ash...

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Parts of an automobile

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'How was your holiday?'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Virtual Babe