Vacation Voyager Prints

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I'll never forget one day last July- it started right off."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'May I imbibe your relaxed atmosphere?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"It's a hybrid!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Lizard Amusement Park

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Parts of an automobile

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'