Vegas Voyager Prints

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

The Penguins of Las Vegas

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

If poets wrote road signs.

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.