Vegas Voyager Prints

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

The Penguins of Las Vegas

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Ted Hughes

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

If poets wrote road signs.

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe