Summer Holiday Voyager Gifts

Floating

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Captain in a storm

Mac OS 20

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Touché"

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Lifesaver!

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Yipeee!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"