Vacation Voyagers Gifts

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"It's a hybrid!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Overdoing it.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Scene on the English coast.

Parts of an automobile

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Seaside

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

1930's bather.