Vacation Wanderer Gifts

End of Vacation Sally

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Culture Saturday

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Tourists in Egypt

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'See you in two weeks!'