Vacation Wanderer Gifts

End of Vacation Sally

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Culture Saturday

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Tourists in Egypt

Try me/try me/try me...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Summertime

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'See you in two weeks!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"