Travel Wanderer Gifts

Departures: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Well, I missed my turn in Montana, and the next thing I knew....:'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Where the wild things were."

'It must be the dead sea.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Push for Disco...

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley