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Departures: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Well, I missed my turn in Montana, and the next thing I knew....:'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Pigeon Little

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hither and Yon sign

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Where the wild things were."

Mr. Punch in Venice

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"