World Traveler T-Shirts

"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Soaring taxes, soaring unemployment, cuts on income benefits... We're going to Ethiopia as economic migrants!'

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Your Ebola test came back negative, but your stress ulcer needs treatment.'

'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

'Maybe we should address the problems of jet-lag.'

'Welcome to our village -- How may we serve you?'

"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."

Obama visits Cuba

'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'

Citizen of the world.

Zika virus and pregnant

Global Community.

Germany Beer

"...we fancied a change this year."

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

'Cheryl, not so loud please. Everyone's paying attention!'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Europe.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Coronavirus and the Olympics

"What do yo mean you're tired of zebra? Some cubs in America never have zebra."

Denmark Schengen border early

"And that's why you go on safari."