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"You want to pick up your orders yourself?..."

Only a Fool Has Himself for a Lawyer

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"