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"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."

"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."

"No, this is correct - you're both in 28-B. We no longer offer individual seats."

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

'Are we there yet?'

A gawp of tourists

"The sands are not golden."

"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."

Car rental drop box.

"The gov't has approved operations abroad..."

'The first act of air rage'

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

You are here. You should be home.

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

SOUTH OR BUST

'Can you believe it Harold? Our first trip down South. It's so exciting!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"The trunk is packed. Let's hit the road."

Holiday: Been there done it!

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

'Can you help me find my keys?'

'Are we there yet?'

Internet Free Motel

'Something right by a washroom if you have it.'

He Keeps Touching Me.

The big apple.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

Wrong direction

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa