Travel Enthusiasts Pillows

"On the web it said four stars, but I can see at least seven."

"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."

"No, this is correct - you're both in 28-B. We no longer offer individual seats."

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

'Are we there yet?'

A gawp of tourists

"The gov't has approved operations abroad..."

Car rental drop box.

"The sands are not golden."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."

'The first act of air rage'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'Can you believe it Harold? Our first trip down South. It's so exciting!'

'Something right by a washroom if you have it.'

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

SOUTH OR BUST

Holiday: Been there done it!

'Can you help me find my keys?'

"The trunk is packed. Let's hit the road."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Road trip! Road trip! What's with Lewis and Clark?

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

Wrong direction

He Keeps Touching Me.

'Are we there yet?'

You are here. You should be home.

Mensa Travel: 'To qualify, you must answer me these questions three...'

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

The big apple.