Traveling Enthusiasts Pillows

"The shoes."

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."