Traveling Adventurers Pillows

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Sister Cities

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Safari.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"How many letters can you read?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Confused drivers

(Direct to the Consumer)

"It's marzipan pigs."

Route 666.