Traveling Adventurers Gifts

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Confused drivers

(Direct to the Consumer)

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Route 666.