Adventurous Travelers Gifts

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'