Adventurous Vacationer Gifts

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

Kardiff.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Vaccination Passport

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Safari.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"How's it look back there?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'