Adventurous Wanderer Gifts

"We're looking for our local post office."

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Where the wild things were."

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

Safari.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Fight or flight?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Stonehenge Books

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."