Wandering Adventurer Gifts

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Here, there, everywhere

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Where the wild things were."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Desert Planet

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

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