Wandering Adventurer T-Shirts

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Here, there, everywhere

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Where the wild things were."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Steve found himself on his travels.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Desert Planet

An old lady Kitesurfing

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

"But mom, he followed us home!"

Best Pals

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Stonehenge Imitation

Castaway with a tennis court.