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"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Quantum Psychic

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

New around here?

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Bon Voyage

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Planet of the Ants

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

Mowing the Jungle

Reptilian trauma.

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

Mountain Escalator

Tourists and GPS