Daring Explorers T-Shirts

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

The Desert Island Package

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Switchback Playground.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Scuba Diving Devil

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'I give up. What is it?'

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"