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Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Psychic diving competition.

I told you not to swim out to far