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Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Mermaid Art

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Psychic diving competition.