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"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Choice hellhole

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"