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"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Choice hellhole

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Tourists

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Fork in the trail.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

In a Quandary

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

Question man

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'