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"Sit down, Brad—I've got some character-building news for you."

'Now that I have your attention...'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Choice hellhole

Big desks take time.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

The Eternal Question

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

'I believe in reasoning with my opponents unless I have something on them.'

"There, but for the grace of God, and the contract with Satan, go I."

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'