Executive Decision Maker T-Shirts

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

"Any of you guys noticing a Dick Cheney effect on your damn vice presidents?"

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Due to the cost of living rises we need to increase our bonus and remuneration packages.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Corporate Helmsmanship

"I'm tired of being the only one to stick my neck out for this company."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'