Corporate Decision-maker T-Shirts

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'We're looking for creative, inventive minds that can rationalize anything we do.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"All those in favor Retweet."

Doubt or Certainy

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."