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"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank

Economy

Flat tax - equal burden?

Earth stove