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"Because this is a non-profit organization, we have non-profit sharing."

Walmart stops selling ammunition

"Welcome to the future"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Budget

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"We've been cancelled."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Data From a Truck

social services cuts

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

The Problem with World Population Growth

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."