Corporate Policy Analyst Pillows

"Because this is a non-profit organization, we have non-profit sharing."

Walmart stops selling ammunition

"Welcome to the future"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

The Problem with World Population Growth

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.