Policy Analyst Pillows

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

WTO-Free Traitor.

"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'You're in luck, Mr. Dumpty. Falling off walls is a pre-existing condition now covered under the affordable care act.'

'It makes them more acceptable now that they are part of government policy.'

The Fiscal Cliff.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Government Power Struggle

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Fortress America

"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"

'First they stab you in the back, then they cut your affordable healthcare. . . it's the American way!'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

TUC Conference: 'I've invited in someone from the private sector to help drive up our performance in fighting the private sector.'

"Get ready and get those fences up!"

Bringing Home The Bacon

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Take A Bite

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"

Tories Promote Marriage - 'They're fighting over who should get the financial incentive.'

Medicaid Expansion

Madame Zoola: Sees all, knows all . . . (except which is the best way to reform healthcare)

Health care reform mill.

The 'Out of Pocket' Generation!