Policy Analysis Pillows

"Sorry, sir, you can't claim on your group insurance policy unless the whole group is sick."

Gobbledygookologist

Plan 1, Plan 2.

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Attorney General Holder has an idea...'and we will call it operation fast and furious!'

'It makes them more acceptable now that they are part of government policy.'

'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'

'Which way up would you like it?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"Of course the policy is automatically cancelled should either of you need medical treatment."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Chair Policy

Assignment - Review School Security.

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

The Changing Health Insurance Plans

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

Senator!... The President is coming

Welcome to the Race to the Bottom

Health Care

Republican Voucher System to the Rescue!

"It's even worse than I thought!"

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Rock and a Hard Place

'I can't believe it!...How many times do you have to be told....Tax cuts are not for the middle class!...'

Obama Care will save you!

DOH suggests GPs should 'outsource' to save costs.

The economy.

"Here's the new Healthcare Plan. Let me know if you can figure it out."

"I'm afraid we don't have any doctors available but the NHS has employed a management consultant who is going to give your condition a helpful acronym and to set up a policy review committee to consider its treatment."