Policy Studies Pillows

"Charging $21 for the ESTA travel entry form is just a first step. To further facilitate tourism to the U.S. expect to be illegally kept in a U.S. detention centre, be charged for deportation from the U.S., calling the U.S...and finally, avoiding the United States altogether."

Water Shortage

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Turkish Democracy

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Rock and a Hard Place

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem