Policy Analyst Gifts

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

WTO-Free Traitor.

"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

The Fiscal Cliff.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'You're in luck, Mr. Dumpty. Falling off walls is a pre-existing condition now covered under the affordable care act.'

'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'

'It makes them more acceptable now that they are part of government policy.'

TUC Conference: 'I've invited in someone from the private sector to help drive up our performance in fighting the private sector.'

Government Power Struggle

"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"

Fortress America

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Bringing Home The Bacon

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'First they stab you in the back, then they cut your affordable healthcare. . . it's the American way!'

"Get ready and get those fences up!"

The 'Out of Pocket' Generation!

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of social security privatisation...'

G-8 Summit Result.

Tories Promote Marriage - 'They're fighting over who should get the financial incentive.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

Health care reform mill.

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

Take A Bite

"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Medicaid Expansion