Corporate Policy Maker Pillows

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering