"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."
Corporate Policy Reform Pillows
Add a touch of reform-minded humor to your space with pillows that celebrate corporate policy change. Perfect for the office or home, they bring comfort and a message of progress.
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
"At the end of the day, I always feel I could have shifted more blame."
'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."
Scapegoat of the Year
"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."
America Finally Solves the Gun Problem
'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'
"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."
Pre-Old Blues
Man carrying his boss.
'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'
"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."
STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy
'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'
"Rumour has it that you're after my job."
'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'
'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'
"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."
"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"
"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."
"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."
'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!
Bureau of Power to the People
"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'
Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'
'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'
Crossing USA Mexico Border
Management buy-out.
"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."
Corporate Policy Reform Pillows Collection
Corporate Policy Reform Mugs
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Corporate Policy Reform Prints
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Corporate Policy Reform T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts supporting corporate reform—ideal for advocates who want to wear their message and spark discussions.