Public Policy Maker Pillows

Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Just Another Sloe News Day

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

How to do without

Population rocket

Old Mother Cupboard in Minnesota.

'That should put a stop to them.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Corona Vaccine

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'