Science Policy Maker Pillows

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy

Earth stove