Science Policy Maker Mugs

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?