Health Policy Maker Mugs

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

'Now for your treatment Mr Grobley, you have a choice . . . . .'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

DOH to involve charities in healthcare Provision..."The Wilmington's women's refuge wouldn't normally be our first choice for coronary care but their tender was too cheap to ignore."

DOH to judge practices on 'voluntary' quality scheme.

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

Cost,choice,efficiency...NHS.

Coronavirus Debate

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The White House says there would be fewer coronavirus cases if we just cut back on testing..."

World Health Organization

Health Secretaries claim of 1000 extra GPs ridiculed

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Suffolk GP saves £1000s by Conducting Vasectomies in-house.

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

'DOH Mandarins Must Stop Demonising GPs.'

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Consortia set to take over