Government Policy-maker Pillows

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Gun laws US

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'