Government Policy-maker Gifts

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

E.U. Banking Union.

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Gun laws US

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.