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"Sure, we can spend all day nitpicking specifics but aren't sweeping generalities so much more satisfying?"

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'

"Will they hate me if I talk?"

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I might just get a pie."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'