Executive Decision Explorer Mugs

"Sit down, Brad—I've got some character-building news for you."

'Now that I have your attention...'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Choice hellhole

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

Big desks take time.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

The Eternal Question

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I believe in reasoning with my opponents unless I have something on them.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"There, but for the grace of God, and the contract with Satan, go I."

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