Life Decision Explorer Mugs

'It's one or the other, you can swashbuckle, or go for the gusto, but not both.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Choice hellhole

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Question man

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

How?

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Challenge or threat?"

Tourists

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

I always figured that when I got old I'd have all the answers -- and then they revised the test!

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."