Life Decision Explorer Pillows

'It's one or the other, you can swashbuckle, or go for the gusto, but not both.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Question man

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

How?

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Life's Directions

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."