Choice Explorer Pillows

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

The Origami Society...

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Choice hellhole

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'